I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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