there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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