whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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