no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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