She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Damn victory sex feels great
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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