For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
