...so i touched it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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