I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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