My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When are your genitals available?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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