When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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