When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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