best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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