Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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