Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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