He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
