I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
im having a threesome with these popsicles
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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