brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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