like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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