At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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