i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
