Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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