What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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