i don't like sucking hair
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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