You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
