On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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