Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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