Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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