i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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