I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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