i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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