Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So much rum. So many feels.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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