he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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