You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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