accomplished twins. life is a go
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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