True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
