I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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