she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Are we still banned from the library?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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