I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Pants are for mortals
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
