found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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