hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I puked a lego.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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