The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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