I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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