We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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