My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
only you would photoshop your dick
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I had to cum in my sink.
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