when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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