Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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