Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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