Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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