oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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