He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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