Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
A+ Viking dick
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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