Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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